Sometimes, when you really need a boost, do you wish that you could get those movie reviews that have those teeeeeny tiny publication names that Michael Bay usual has?
"AN AMAZING THEATRICAL EVENT!" - the richmond county gazette
"IT MADE ME CRY AND THINK!" - the Juno AA newsletter
"DO WE HEAR OSCAH NOMINATION?!"- Dorchester Newspapah
Anyways.... don't you wish that sometimes you could get unimportant reviews like that?
"GREAT ASS!"- homeless dude down the street
"Youaarrreshoooopretty.NOsheeeriously, so pretty, and SMAAAART. Shit, where's the bathroom?" - Your drunk friend from Freshman year of college.
"You look less fat!" - mom.
Sigh.
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