Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Moneymoneymoneymoney..... MONAAAY!





Sing it in your head, you'll get it.


So, the month of May (which is supposed be "lusty and jolly good fun")left your poor little artist here broke as a joke. A cruel, cruel joke. Rather than wallow in my government cheese, I've decided to take action! In what ways, besides my two other jobs, can I make money on the side? Let's Brainstorm, ya'll!

1. Join the Haus of Gaga as their resident monocle maker.

2. Learn how to play Native American wind pipes and join those dudes in the subway. They have to make bank, they're everywhere!

3. Knit paw protectors for rich dogs.

3. Do this.

4. Do a Valtrex commercial.

5. Find the solution to the BP oil rig spill.

6. Lady of the night. Any takers?

Leave your suggestions! Mama needs a brand new pair of shoes... literally, mine are falling apart.

1 comment:

  1. you know you'd make a fantastic manacle maker moneymoneymoneygrumblehumph! it'll be brillz.

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