Comin' acha from the Megabus y'all! I'm on my way to my girl Lauren's wedding In D.C. As soon as I get off this double decker I'm heading to her bachelorette party, which is top secret, but I'll tell you it might involve me getting injured, since I'm on four hours of sleep (gotta love those closing waitressing shifts!)
Annnyways, the bus inspired my next hate. So I'm in one of this ultra pleasant bus naps, where you're half awake and always come to with a cricked neck or awkwardly groping your seat mate (no? Just me?) and I wake up to chirping! Sadly, there wasn't a blue jay on my shoulder who was offering me a Vicodin so I could enjoy some REAL sleep, but a lady friend on one of those walkie talkie f'in push to talk phones. Like, really? Who uses those anymore, besides construction workers and pre-teens whose parents bought them the cheapest phones possible? Thanks lady, I love the incessant beeps PLUS hearing every detail of your conversation about how much rice you cooked for your date last night (truth!) If I had one of those phones I would at least have fun with it. Like have phone sex in public and say "OVER!" at the end of each sentence.
"what are you wearing? Over!"
"The maid outfit? You copy? OVER!"
"Copy! That's so hot! Can we cook massive amounts of rice now? That would make me crazy babe! OVER!!"