Douche sweats.

Joey Potter, STOP.

And Tom Cruise is trying to be all like "Look at my beautiful wife! Look how talented and playful she is, playing with my hair and swaying her hips awkwardly! I'm so lucky!.....I like menWHAT? Who said that."

"Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE! "

So the Met Costume Institute Gala was last night, and I love how my soul sister Mary J. Blige paid hair homage to one of my favorite fictional men in the world:



Mr. Corky Saint Clair.



Seriously though, I need another mockumentary from Christopher Guest stat. I can recite Waiting for Guffman, Drop Dead Gorgeous and Best in Show line for line. I need new fake/real hilariousness! And more Parker Posey.